The conversation just prior to the taking of the photo below went something like this:
Calamity Jen (to photographer): Aw come on, don't be taking photos of us while we eat. Please?
Photographer: Just pretend I'm not here.
Calamity Jen: That's a little difficult when you're only two feet away.
Photographer: Okay, okay. [Lowers camera]
Calamity Jen: Thanks, I appreciate that. After all, why would anyone want a photo of this? [Feigns eating like a pig]