Won't you follow me? It would behoove me if you would. I updated my Blogger template just for you, after all. Don't you like it, all shiny and new and improved? So boost my self-esteem, won't you? Just click on that little "Follow" button on the right. The one that looks like this:
Make me feel like I have friends. Make me feel worthy. Give me something to live for! Please! Why are you making me grovel? You've left me with no dignity. How cruel! The least you could do is follow my blog. Just click the damn button!
This brief display of desperation, pathos, guilt-tripping and aggression has been brought to you by Eli Lilly, creators of the fine medication that keeps me sane.
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9 comments:
Jeepers, my cute blogger pic isn't attached.
Nice blog facelift!
Did I do this right?
Hmm. I don't see you among my followers.
Most of us don't want anyone following us.
All right, all right, I clicked the damn button!
Now, cheer up, for God's sake, and give me a handful of them Eli Lilly happy pills!
You're weird!
I'm in...sorry I thought I was following already
xxx
No YOU'RE weird!!!
Hello Jen, I am now following you too, even though I am a stranger! :)
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