When I installed Sitemeter on my blog many moons ago, I never realized just how much fun it would be. Not only do Sitemeter statistics tell me where my readers are located, they also reveal what search terms brought readers to my site. For example, someone in Dexter, Michigan found my blog by Googling, "when was albert einstein potty trained?" The answer to that question does not reside on my blog, but I'm glad that you asked, Dexter.
Einstein, the potty years
Somebody in Karraganbah, New South Wales, Australia happened upon my blog after Googling, "under the heading like a bowl full of jelly," perhaps in search of something related to Saint Nick. Another Aussie, this one from Perth, ended up on my blog after Googling "who wears muumuus." Good question, Perth. Who does wear muumuus? I would, if only I had the right occasion.
I see that the folks at the Pentagon are spending their time productively, as an individual using the ISP Army Information Systems Command-Pentagon arrived at my site by Googling the Emo Philips quote, "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."
"Calvin monkey brains" was the phrase that led someone from Atlanta, Georgia to my page, while a search for images of a "fat butt" was the starting point for an employee at an investment management firm in Godfrey, Illinois.
And a shout out to all my fans in Prague, Czech Republic, where a Googler found me using the terms "soiled the bed" and "passed out."
Potty-training, fatt butts and bed-soiling... Classy blog I've got here, no?
Somebody in Karraganbah, New South Wales, Australia happened upon my blog after Googling, "under the heading like a bowl full of jelly," perhaps in search of something related to Saint Nick. Another Aussie, this one from Perth, ended up on my blog after Googling "who wears muumuus." Good question, Perth. Who does wear muumuus? I would, if only I had the right occasion.
I see that the folks at the Pentagon are spending their time productively, as an individual using the ISP Army Information Systems Command-Pentagon arrived at my site by Googling the Emo Philips quote, "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."
"Calvin monkey brains" was the phrase that led someone from Atlanta, Georgia to my page, while a search for images of a "fat butt" was the starting point for an employee at an investment management firm in Godfrey, Illinois.
And a shout out to all my fans in Prague, Czech Republic, where a Googler found me using the terms "soiled the bed" and "passed out."
Potty-training, fatt butts and bed-soiling... Classy blog I've got here, no?
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4 comments:
jenni, you're so cute, lol.
Soiled the bed and passed out? There's no excuse for that. I always do it the other way around.
Ralph
Legend has it that Einstein came up with the theory of relativity while on the potty seat, but don't quote me on that.
LOL-I would like to see the study on "the causes of causes oddball google-searches" now.
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