I'm it (again)

I have been tagged by Alaskan Mama to share with you Five Things You Don't Know About Me. First, let me think about my audience. Friends, colleagues, parental units, strangers. There are very few things about me that at least some of my readers don't know, and a few things that no one needs to know. After all, if I had wanted anyone to know this stuff, I would have divulged it already. Alas, I can't resist a good meme. Allow me to delve into the deepest recesses of my shame in order to share with you...

1. I am dismayed by my laziness but far too comfortable to do anything about it.

2. I have just registered to become a potential donor of stem cells or bone marrow even though I have never had the courage to donate blood.

3. Back in university, I was once so sleep deprived that a thick string of drool descended from my mouth as I tried in vain to converse coherently with my roommate. She was such a good friend that she pretended not to notice even as it pooled on my desk.

4. When it's humid, I sweat like a man.

5. My ears must be uneven, because every pair of glasses I try on looks like this:

I won't tag anyone specific, but I invite any interested parties to search in their own pits of humiliation in order to share with the blogosphere.