I was mortified. I jumped up, apologized and tried to clean up the mess while Scott dealt with Montana. Everyone else shrugged it off and continued eating. Apparently Montana's misdeeds no longer faze them. After all, this is the same dog who once very graphically displayed his dismay at what he must have perceived as the uneven distribution of Milk Bones by sneaking down to my parents' basement and raiding the litter box. We were unsuspectingly eating dinner when Montana returned to the dining room and proudly spat a cat turd on the carpet.
While I don't argue with Scott's assertion that he has the same abundance of attitude as Montana, I do thank my lucky stars that he doesn't express that attitude in the same way.
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He's just being a dog...
You're right. I shouldn't be concerned unless Scott and I end up having kids who behave in the same manner.
Whatd'ya expect? This type of behaviour runs in the family like a wooden leg.
My apologies to everyone with a wooden leg, except Heather Mills.
I was thinking exactly that!!! LOL We sooooooooooo need to get together soon!
Wouldn't be good having kids who raided the litter box!!!!
"I do thank my lucky stars that he doesn't express that attitude in the same way."
...at least for the moment.
If I ever catch him peeing on the floor, I'm getting a lockable clamp.
...with an electro-shock button!
Sit, Scott! zzzzzzzzzzzztttt! Now, roll over!
That'll fix his wagon...to say nothing of his package!
It is good to be a boy.
Almost every mother of a boy can tell you stories of them peeing on something or dropping trow in the middle of the neighborhood block party and peeing on a bush.
My wife is now horrified of what my 2 year old is going to do ...
Chris
aren't you back yet?:) someone wants to know what's on the hand.
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