Calamity Jen: I loves me my Sitemeter

April 24, 2008

I loves me my Sitemeter

It's stats time again, boys and girls!

By far the most common search terms bringing people to my blog in recent weeks have had to do with dogs' broken toes. My posts about Ferris probably discouraged a lot of owners from seeking veterinary attention for their pets. One reader, from Slough, UK, googled "Putting a rabbit's leg in sling." Good luck, friend.

A web-surfer from the Navy Network Information Center in Pensacola, Florida, searched for "Kiss me" "Steven Wright." Don't ask, don't tell.

I am not flattered that an individual from Whiteland, Indiana, was directed to my blog after searching "frequent yawning boredom."

Thanks to my post about cutting and donating my hair, someone from Los Angeles, California, found my blog after googling "chop off top of hair leave rest long." That's called a mullet, buddy. Don't do it.

I chuckled when I saw that someone in Cincinnati, Ohio, searched for "dribblestop."

Last but not least, someone from Rome, Italy, googled "lacrosse I'm not afraid of you." Way to go, signore. No need to fear Canada's national summer sport.

4 comments:

Heather said...: OMG hilarious!; 11:50 AM
HAR said...: I'm with you, "don't do it guy."; 3:44 PM
Rob K said...: I'm not afraid of lacrosse, but that curling business makes me a little nervous.

Makes me want crank up the old dribblestop.; 6:17 PM
Romance said...: The mullet makes me shudder; 1:31 AM

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